DisguSting^CreAture

I don’t know why I was writing this poem but yeah….I just did. By the way, i know it doesn’t rhyme or whatsoever and I have to tell that I don’t possess any flair in composing a poem. But I just wanna dedicate this to special someone who used to be part of my life.

Under the faint moonlight we sat,

Side by side, with his warm lips on mine,

Feeling the sinking of my heart,

For I was head over heel in love with him.

Various emotions fought against one another in my mind,

Happy, lucky, excited and blessed by love,

Considering myself irrevocably bound to him,

Thinking it was an until-death-do-us-part agreement.

I knew I love him every single day,

As he was the perfect one for me,

A sweet love story as the god might bestow,

Has been a thing of the past love episode.

Often wonder what girls’ topic is? World politic? Religion?
Top news? Entertainment? Then u going to have a closer listen. Chances are, u
won’t hear something like ‘Kids in Bosnia need help’ instead you will overhear
the words ‘fat’, ‘diet’, ‘slimming’, ‘kegs’ and so forth. Haha. Sound familiar
to u? Right…you are listening to the latest cult ensnaring young women
including myself. I just couldn’t help myself from trying a list of bizarre
diet plans including the no-carb diet, cabbage soup, low-calorie and the latest
Atkins diet. Maybe it sounds crazy but the last few kegs that I gotta lose
ain’t much for some people but the stagnant pounds really driving me up the wall.
Whenever we (gals) are together, we always talk about diet and the new diet
plan my friends found for themselves. It is like we have discovered a key to
immortal life. Sometimes it makes me feel lucky to live in the past where all
girls are overweight and free from weight problems and stress. People from that
era think that plus-sized girls are beautiful.

 Oh perliz. Go get urself a turkey sandwich. U deserved it than hungry ghost.

Women get competitive when comes to losing weight. I have a
friend is on a two-week detox of juices and vegetables diet plus an everyday
exercise regime like swimming, jogging and working out in the gym. No doubt she
is losing weight fast at first but the kilos remained stagnant until now. Her
obsessiveness of losing weight becomes even eerie when she said she is going
for a crash diet which means her food only consist of plain water and chicken
soup (chicken meat is not included). At times, she even persuaded me to join
her to lose the extra kilos fast. I was feeling skeptical at first and let
myself indulge into something unhealthy like this. For the first few days, I
tried hard to fit into her dieting plan and without noticing the dieting plan
was restricting my life in other ways. I was too tired to go on but at the same
time couldn’t gather my guts to tell her I wanna quit. I told her how I was feeling
(sick) and she said it was just part of the process and once I got through it,
I will feel satisfied with my brand-new self. But finally I gave up and told
myself I am not gonna do a crash diet like this anymore. Not again.

     Born to be ‘phat’ but comfortable under own skin…

I am happy in my own skin and mum and dad, I hope u
guys won’t worry ‘bout me anymore coz this is the forst and last time I’m going
for that crash diet. Promise!

Soon my mid-sem break is going to end and new projects,
assignments, exams are approaching after that. In the meantime sitting at home,
I realized that nothing much I have done except eating, sleeping, watching tele
and urmm…..eating! When I was writing this, I realized that I didn’t enjoy much
during this holiday. Yeah…the word holiday might sound fun to you but not me. I
couldn’t remember bringing how many books and notes back from uni just to
prepare myself for the upcoming mid-sem exams. Some of my lecturers are
definitely ‘jealous’ of our free time and fill them completely with endless
paper works and assignments.

The saddest thing of all is I could not find time for my
friends even. Hey, so so sorry mates that I can’t make it for the appointments
since last week. Aaron, Jackson Samantha, Colynn and Kit…I am so sorry that I didn’t turn up on
the particular night. Plus, my car is still in a critical condition and she
could not move an inch from her place! He he. Hope I can meet u guys when I am
back during the semester break. And I have ample of time for y`all this time. I
will not turn u guys down. Cheerio!

Whoa…the last time i blogged was like months ago and now i am back. Time is really precious here and i can`t even find time to log in friendster to check my account and e-mails. Yeah…thanx to my lecturers that thought doing assignments will help us to pass our `free` time.

Third sem? Damn….BUSY, BUSIER, BUSIEST! Lecturers especially PhDs (permanent head damage) love to give us lotsa and lotsa assignments thinking that this will help us in our studies. Oh perliz! Honestly, I find it pointless and I would rather sit in my chair watching movies, playing games and study for exams. But assignments???? Heh….time consuming, credit wasting (calling group members who aren`t timely) and yada, yada, yada. And then the worst part of all, individual assignment. My Electric & Electrical lecturer is `amazing` cause he has this wonderful brain and formulated a plan that is to write a report regarding TNB and electricity for him. The due date : one month after. The con: What the hell is that and i have to basic plus it is individual. The pro: Still got a month to go. Procrastinates! procrastinates! procrastinates! To make thing worse, he came out with a much so-called brilliant idea-quizzes and mid-sem exam. Ahhh….did God tell u how to love your students? Bet he didn`t.

Ohhh….another bad news for myself and UUM students. We barely enjoy our life here and now what. Our not-so-smart-but-creative TNC (Timbalan Naib Chancelor) came out with a proposal saying that students must be placed in different college according to their courses. Okay..this sounds alright if I`m staying in-campus but what about me staying outside of the campus? The ride from my campus to my hostel is about ten minutes (about 4km) plus driving up the slopes and down the hill. Imagine we have to shift our belongings into hostel in campus without any transportation!

@#$%@&@#@…….Cheers! UUM sucks!

Surprisingly i bumped into an old friend of mine that didn`t online for ages she left for tertiary education. The first thing that she introduced to me was MyHeritage - celebrity looks alike. Awkwardly, i asked her what is that and she told me it`s gonna be fun and funny. Okay…the wayshe said it sounds like something new and ump…funny. So i decided to try thing `funny `thing out. And here is the results of the `funny` thing. Hmph….

See that ? It is indeed very very funny. How can i share my eh hemm….pretty face with so many celebs? The test came out with an incredibly illogical results saying i have similar looks like Samaire Armstrong (caucasian), Namie Amuro(japanese) and Reika Hashimoto(japanese). Please, look at their faces closely. Do i look like them any inch? I bet not.

Ahhh…now comes the funniest part of all. The final result said i look more like BoA. Who the hell is BoA anyways? Jes, doesn`t mean i and her having the same pose (taking shot from sideway) means i look more like her. No doubt this test is unreliable and misleading.

p/s: Don`t ever let BoA knows that i have a similar looks like her. She saw this, she gonna piss off! How can an ugly Jane like this look like me. Uhhh……

Who says university is gonna be boring if we`re staying in the hostel? Heavens, no! You`re soo sooo  sooooo wrong. Here`s a quick and cheapest way to ease the boredom. It`s fun and easy way to do it!!!!!!

Take 1:Hmmm…..not my idea of fun though.

Take 2: Oppss…we did it again.

Take 3: Gross!! Aren`t they like….lesbian????

Take 4: Uhhh….this gal is so eager to be Mrs. Spidey and replace MJ. Shall we ask Toby????

Take 5: Woi…apa lu buat? Pose elok-elok la…

Aha….See the fun? Say thanks to my Moto V3x. Love you so much!                

What happen to our society today? Couldn`t they (snatch thieves) find a better thing to do for their living ? Ahhh……

It was Saturday night when i got a call from my dad saying that my mum`s handbag was snatched. I was shocked of course to learn about the matter as i am back in uni. Okay…here how it happened.

My mum`s company was having an annual dinner like every other companies every year. As soon as she finished her dinner, she took the same route back to our home in Bagan Jermal, Butterworth. Halfway of the journey, my mum decided to stop at the nearest gas station to fill in gas for her car. As soon as she had done with her payment and wanted to pump petrol, a Malay guy came out from nowhere with his bike speeding quickly grabbed the handbag from inside the car. In just a few miliseconds, my mum`s belongings were gone! The funny thing is nobody realised the incident. And to make the matter worse, an onlooker said that he thought that was my mum`s friend playing a prank joke on her! Oh dear! He should have gone to St. Michael`s home.

Well, later my mum just lodged in a police report and yeah…from here we can see the very inefficiency cop dealing with this case.

Mum : Saya nak buat police report pasal bag aku kena rompak.

Policeman: Ok. Tapi puan kena bayar empat ringgit sebelum membuat apa-apa laporan sebagai bayaran.

Mum: Tapi beg tangan aku sudah kena rompak. Takde duit la buat masa skrang.

Policeman: Takpe ler. Puan boleh fon suami puan mai kat cini.

Mum: *almost gone gila*. Pinjam telefon sekejap. Suami on the way nak mai

Policeman: Bagus! Puan sila bagi penerangan. Saya nak tulis ni.

Mum: Okay. -then she told the story to the policeman incharged-

Policeman: Oh gitu. Takpe ler puan. Memang sudah takdir apa yang terjadi pada puan. Puan tak usah risau pasai duit tu. Boleh dicari!

Mum: *feeling like giving him a tile slap*

p/s: the conversation was told by my mum over the phone on Sunday, a day after the incident happened. So ladies out there. Careful with ur bags when u are out be it purse, tote bag, handbag, etc, etc. Do not keep lotsa cash in your purse! It`s better to prevent than to cure.

Bye bye year 2006 and hello year 2007! A new year has come and it`s a new chapter of my life. People around me always ask me what`s my new year`s resolution and the same answer greeted `em – “I don`t know”, “I wish I have one”, “I don`t want any resolutions” and so forth. You know, people tend to look at it ask a way to accomplish their goals in a short run. They think that my personally making a resolution means they`re 100 percent stick to the plan and to be at the top of the world in the end of the year. But how many people could actually make their dreams come true????

Here are some unrealistic resolutions I`ve heard or even read so far:

Bullshit #1: To lose weight – “I wanna be like Paris Hilton, the skinny and fleshless beyotch so that I could be popular say like shed off every 2kg in a month?”. Oh perliz! Do you know how much u needa suffer to cut down on the calories and how many dos and donts to make it happen? It`s always has been easy to talk than to do it. Fusion workout will never work! Ditch the measuring tape is a big yes-yes.

Bullshit #2: “Oh, I would like to visit places or better, going overseas this year!”. I mean how could this possibly happen if the pay never rises; increasing price in petrol and yeah, practically everything the price shot up. Along with the government’s  campaign “

Cuti-cuti

Malaysia

”, we as proud Malaysians should started give our very exotic locales a go!

Bullshit #3: To climb up the career ladder - Wishing for a bigger salary, wanna be a big boss and be the second Donald Trump? Well…perish the thought then. Mr. Genie would never grant u on this. Sit back, relax and bring up your skills, find a mentor and wait for the right timing to arrive!

Bullshit #4: Pay all debts and save 5% of the salary – When comes to this, everybody fails to make it happens! Look smart, talk smart but a little peek in the account book wouldn`t leave `em looking any smarter! I mean who doesn’t want to wear like a celeb, living in a posh house and driving a big cc car!!!!

Ugh, call me clichéd but I`m not a making-new-years-resolution type of person. For me, it`s something far-fetched and I don`t think I can count that high!

It couldn`t be anything worst than having a relationship comparison syndrome. Okay…I have to admit that i`m actually suffering from this syndrome and i`m here to confess it and i`mma trying to get over it. To be honest, I didn`t realize how much pathetic I was when I came across an article that resembles me most. Yeah it`s the syndrome I just mentioned latter. Whatever it takes, i`m gonna rectify it and gives the guy I truly, madly and deeply in love a go. Not getting to see my guy everyday, shower with gifts, communicates everyday, yada, yada, yada have always been a frustration to me when I saw my mates get to do everyday. But it`s not and never be any frustrations to me from now on because I`m contented and happy to have a special soul that walks into my life. Well it`s like an angel that fell from the above to cherish, complete and decorate my life. Thanks Hin for fleeing from heaven and set ur foot here. Me! My life! You rock my world, honey! And faaaarrrrnnnyyy….after reflecting, these were the things I got: 1) Each and every relationship will spark up when the time is right and let it happens in its natural way. 2) Comparing your relationship with others will drag urself into dissatisfaction and disaster. 3) What you see is not what u get. Their bonds are like a fairy-tale romance and so mushy-mushy but deep down inside who knows. Take Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt for instance. Yeh..u heard me! They split up. 4) You can`t expect ur partner to be a Jerry Macguire wannabe. Always think they`re the bestest among the best. 5) Taking thing really slow in the relationship isn`t bad after all. Second of all, it doesn`t reflect that he/she is not committed but it`s an indication everything is in his/her hand and he/she wanna be sure about the big changes in life. Well, this is going to sound like a craptastic kinda confession but who cares. I don`t wanna be forever self-pathetic myself. Guess I`ll harp on no more and say goodbye to old me and welcome the new me. Ciaoz…….

What i`m gonna say today? Yeah…in short, today`s a baddddddddd daaaayyy to me. God! Why are u doing this to me? Did i do anything wrong? I think it`s time for me to see the Feng Shui master and fortune teller. You know why? Cause i`ve been really unlucky lately and i think i have to be a little supertitious this time.

First, my handphone was stolen. And then came these two bad things happened to me. My two cars broke down today. Yeah, two in a row. You don`t believe it? Believe it. Okay….it all started like this. I`m supposed to meet my mates in Penang GSC to watch movies today with them. So i drove my Tiara car out and suddenly it broke down. To make thing worse, the car died in the middle of the traffic. Gosh! I was relaxed coz this isn`t the first time happening. So get cool with it! Later my dad`s friend, a mehcanic came and repair the car but to no avail. Cannot!

Here comes my mum`s car. A Wira. She offered her car to me so that i can use it and meet up with my fellow friends. Happily i drove the car over to Penang. While i was driving on Greenlane, this old man in his 50s was driving recklessly. Ahhh….damn shit. I don`t mind him flooring behind the wheels but please don`t step on the e-break out of the blue. The car i was driving rammed his car from behind. But his car was fine and my doesn`t. I can`t drive back cause the casket might over heat. I spent 6 hours doing nothing waiting for the mechanic to arrive and fix the car. Again to no avail. Guess it`s time to enjoy the bus ride! Hmmmm……..and ferry. Oh yea…to be presice, for foot passengers.

Looks like this is how i spent my day doing practically nothing but at least i got to enjoy the public transports. Haha. So guess these few days i`ve got to stay home and be a good girl helping mum with house chores.

NO CAR + NO MONEY = NO LIFE